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For Kids and Teens, By Kids and Teens 
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Saturday, November 2nd, 1996
Volume 2, Edition 2

MAKING HEADLINES THIS WEEK . . . 
# The New News: YT's newsletter has a new, cool look!
# Take A Tour: Check out the new member tours at Youth Tech!
# Unlimited Fun: AOL now has new pricing plans! 
# Techie Pals: If you don't sign up, we'll keep pestering you!
# Geek Humor: a somewhat-new feature of YT News!
# Spotlight on Chat: we pick three cool chats every week!
# Exclamation Points Anonymous Support Group: just kidding :)

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~~> THE NEW NEWS!!!!
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Welcome to Youth Tech News! Here's what you've all been waiting 
for: the wonderful, terrific, fabulous, absolutely great... 
Youth Tech New News! 

Or at least, it's newer than it will be next week. Does that count?

No matter! Here's the latest on YT News: as some of you may have 
noticed, the news has a new look. I call it: <dramatic pause here>
New News! Don't laugh. It took me a long time to think of the name.
You're still laughing. Quit that! Anyway, we at YT are hoping most 
of you will enjoy the new look. Here's a sampling of things to come:

* Interviews with YT's hardworking hosts
* Articles on the latest and coolest technology
* Jokes jokes and more jokes! 

All comments, questions, suggestions and complaints
about Youth Tech's New News should be hurled at YTCC Elf.

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~~> TAKE A TOUR
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Welcome to Youth Tech. Please fasten your modem strings;
the tour will begin in a moment. We hope you enjoy the ride.

Where am I, you ask? At YT's New Member Tours, of course!
With the click of a button, you're transported all over the forum
to the places we think are coolest about Youth Tech. Whoosh!
Sorry, sick bags are not available.

Lost? That's what we're here for!
Keyword: YT
>> Click the small round What's Hot button
>> Pick New Member Tour and you're off!

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~~> UNLIMITED FUN
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New pricing! New Pricing! NEW PRICING!!!

Can you tell something exciting is going on here? Yep, America 
Online has new pricing! That means you can spend unlimited 
hours at YT for one low price. Cool, huh. 
Hit keyword: NEW PRICING to find out more!

Youth Tech has set up a special message board to discuss
the new unlimited hours of fun: check it out in the Random
Access Discussion Boards! If you don't, you may miss out
on the latest dirt, which would be just terrible!

Still lost? Here's a road map!
Keyword: YT
>> Click the Messages button
>> Choose the "New Pricing For AOL!?" folder

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~~> GEEK HUMOR
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A couple of you sent me inquiring emails last week, wanting to
know where the featured joke came from. No credit was given 
because the story was found posted on an AOL message board,
and no one's real sure who originally came up with it. <grin> In
any case, if your joke is used as the geek humor selection, your
screen name will appear here. :)

This Week's Geek Humor:
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Top Ten Signs that you are "Webbed Out"

10. Your opening line is, "So what's your home page address?" 
9. Your best friend is someone you've never met.
8. Watching a lovely sunset, you half-expect to see "Enhanced for Netscape 3.0" on one of the clouds.
7. You are overcome with disbelief, anger, and finally depression when you encounter a Web page with no links.
6. You feel driven to consult the "Cool Page of the Day" on your wedding day.
5. You are driving on a dark rainy night when you hydroplane on a puddle, sending your car careening toward the flimsy guard rail that separates you from the edge of a rocky cliff and certain death. You look for the "Back" button.
4. You visit "The Really Big Button that Doesn't Do Anything" again and again and again.
3. Your dog has his own Web page.
2. So does your hamster.
1. When you read a magazine, you have the irresistible urge to click on the underlined passages.
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ROFL! Remember, send jokes to screen name YTCC Elf.

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~~> TECHIE PALS
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Yes, it's here! By now if you haven't heard about Techie Pals,
you're either living under a rock, or just not visiting Youth Tech
often enough. <grin> Techie Pals is a way to meet new, well,
pals! Email the following form to screen name YTMAIL:

First Name:
Birthday (mm/dd/yy):
Favorite Color:
Location (State/Country):
Computer You Use:
Favorite Software:
Favorite Computer Game:
Hobbies:
Other Stuff You Want To Say:

Want to get to the Techie Pals area and meet a new 
friend? Here's the way to go!
Keyword: YT
>> Click the small round What's Hot button
>> Select "NEW: Techie Pals!"

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~~> SPOTLIGHT ON CHAT
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Chat is cool at YT! Each week we'll be choosing three hosted chats 
and telling you all about 'em. Be there or be rectangular!

* Getting Around The Net-- Sunday, 11pm
Did you get caught in the World Wide Web the first time
you tried to surf the net? What IS the net, anyway? Drop
by this cool chat and let YTCC Jon offer helpful hints!

* Game Chat-- Tuesday, 7pm
Nintento 64, Nintendo 64 and more Nintendo 64!
Do you own one of these new systems? Want one?
Just like to chat about them? YTCC Vector is more
than happy to listen!

* AOL Q/A Hour-- Wednesday, 11pm
YTCC DNA answers all your questions about America 
Online! Hang out in the chatroom and discover more 
than you ever wanted to know about this online service!

Also, don't miss Youth Tech's *new and expanded* chat 
schedule, including great Afterschool Open Chats from
4pm to 6pm every weekday! 

That's All, Folks!

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Stay tuned for another exciting issue next week!

===REMEMBER, DON'T GIVE OUT YOUR PASSWORD!!!===
No AOL employee will EVER ask you for your password. If you
give it out by mistake, go immediately to keyword: PASSWORD
and change your password! 

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