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        <p align="center"><font size="5" color="#FFFFFF"><b>Top Ten Archive<br>
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        <p align="center"><b><font size="4" ptsize="12" color="#FFFFFF">Top Ten
        Ways To Tell YOU Are A Computer</font></b></td>
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      <font face="MS Sans Serif" size="3" color="#FF0000"><b>10.</b></font>     
      <b><font SIZE="2"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="3" color="#300098">WHEN
      YOUR STOMACH GROWLS, IT MAKES THE SOUND&nbsp;<br>
      </font></font><font size="2" face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
      </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="3" color="#300098"><font SIZE="2">OF
      A MODEM CONNECTING.</font>.&nbsp;&nbsp; </font></b><b><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1" color="#300098">(CURLYQT726)&nbsp;</font></b>
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      <b><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#FF0000" size="3">&nbsp; 9.&nbsp; </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="3">Every
      sentence you say starts with &quot;c:\&quot;!.&nbsp;</font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="1">(Krissy-Crush)&nbsp;</font></b>
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      <b><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#FF0000" size="3">&nbsp; 8.</font><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="3" color="#000080">
      </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="3" color="#300098">When people
      come up to start conversations with you, you<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; automatically make the &quot;new
      conversation&quot; ding from AIM;<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; you says BRB and LOL; AND you put people on
      Ignore!&quot;<br>
      &nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="1">(Briarrose)</font><font size="4" color="#300098"><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="1">&nbsp;</font><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="3" color="#000080">&nbsp;</font><font face="Verdana" color="#300098">&nbsp;
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      <b><font face="MS Serif" color="#FF0000" size="3">&nbsp; 7.</font><font face="Verdana" color="#300098">
      </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="3">when the
      teacher asks you what 5969394 x 48394857483<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; is and gives you ten minutes to work it out
      and you are&nbsp;<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; done in 2 seconds....... &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;</font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="1">(Bonzo)</font></b>
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      <b><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#FF0000" size="3">&nbsp; 6.</font><font size="4"> </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="3">You
      fall a sleep in the middle of school because of an<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &quot;error&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
      </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="4">&nbsp;
      </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="1">(Brian)</font></b>
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      <b><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="3">&nbsp; 5.</font><font color="#000080">
      </font><font color="#300098" face="MS Sans Serif" size="3">You're referred
      to as &quot;Mac&quot;, though that's not your name,&nbsp;<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; people say you have a mouse, though you
      don't recall&nbsp;<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; having a pet, and you have a hard drive
      though you&nbsp;<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; don't recall having a license yet.</font><font size="4" face="MS Sans Serif"> &nbsp;</font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="1">
      (Lacey)</font></b>
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      <b><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="3">&nbsp; 4.</font><font face="Verdana" color="#000080" size="3">
      </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="3">Suddenly, a
      notice that says &quot;Do you wish to delete all files&quot;<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; pops up in front of you.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="4">
      </font><font color="#300098" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">(Chibi)</font></b>
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      <b><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="3">&nbsp; 3.</font><font face="Verdana" size="3" color="#FF0000">
      </font><font color="#300098" face="MS Sans Serif" size="3">You write all
      your school work in binary code and then have<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; to translate it for your teachers.&nbsp; &nbsp;</font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="1">(Lady)</font></b>
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      <b><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="3">&nbsp; 2.</font><font face="Verdana" size="3" color="#FF0000">
      </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="3">You crash 3-4
      times a day!.</font><font face="MS Sans Serif">&nbsp;
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="1">(Shaun)</font></b>
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      <b><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="4" color="#FF0000">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
      #1 Sign that YOU are a computer..</font></b>
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      <b><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#FF0000" size="3">&nbsp; 1.</font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#FF0000">
      </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="3">When your
      girlfriend has to turn you OFF to get your&nbsp;<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; attention.&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="1">(Sara)</font></b><font color="#300098" size="1">&nbsp;</font>
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