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Top Ten Ways Of Preparing Your Computer For The Y2K Bug

10. Buy a can of Raid®(Killer of the Y2K bug) and spray your computer. (Zinger6600 )

9. Put out the "welcome" mat and the little tiny guest towels. (Unknown)

8. Put Raid.com, bugkiller.com, and pesticides.com in your favorite places. (MizPeachy8 )

7. Get it all the Y2K software & Some Water & Food & Batteries just in case (Devils2626 )

6. Give your computer medicine through the floppy disk drive just in case the power goes out. (LiLsTaR524 )

5. Buy it some warm jammies, a box of kleenex and some nyquil (casunsetz )

4. Take it to the doctor for a Y2K shot. (Drevil4356 )

3. Give it a jet pack equipment, just in case, and scratch out the COPYRIGHT 1987 on the moniter, print one of those labels out on that thing saying "COPYRIGHT 2000" so when the year 2000 comes it won't shut down, it loads up! (Unknown)

2. Clear some space on your desk for your new $3000 paper weight (newrepsoft )

And... #1 Way Of Preparing Your Computer For The Y2K Bug...

1. Wrap it in mosquito netting, draw a line around your computer with toothpaste, and give it a can of Raid for self defense. (FloofinAmy )

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