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        <p align="center"><font size="5" color="#FFFFFF"><b>Top Ten Archive<br>
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        <p align="center"><b><font size="4" ptsize="12" color="#FFFFFF">Top ten
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      <font face="MS Sans Serif" size="3" color="#FF0000"><b>10.</b></font>    <font face="MS Sans Serif" size="3" color="#300098"><b>A little message pops up asking for your password and if<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; you'd like you delete your hard drive at start up.</b></font><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="3" color="#300098"><b>&nbsp;</b></font><b><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="3" color="#300098">
      </font></b><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1" color="#300098"><b>(Robbie)&nbsp;</b></font>
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      <b><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#FF0000" size="3">&nbsp; 9.</font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="3">Instead of having an "illegal operation" the error message<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; says "I'm sick go away"..&nbsp; </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="1">(Nutmeg)&nbsp;</font></b>
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      <b><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#FF0000" size="3">&nbsp; 8.</font><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="3" color="#000080">
      </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="3">You start getting IMs and messages from yourself.&nbsp;<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;</font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="4">
      </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="1">(Cutey)</font><font size="4" color="#300098"><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="1">&nbsp;</font><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="3" color="#000080">&nbsp;</font><font face="Verdana" color="#300098">&nbsp;
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      <b><font face="MS Serif" color="#FF0000" size="3">&nbsp; 7.</font><font face="Verdana" color="#300098">
      </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="3">a little kitty comes out of nowhere and starts eating the<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; email your reading.</font><font face="Verdana" color="#300098">&nbsp;&nbsp;
      &nbsp; </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="1">(Jen)</font></b>
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      <b><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#FF0000" size="3">&nbsp; 6.</font><font size="4"> </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="3">When it's going onto Windows instead of the music you<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; hear "&lt;coughcoughhacksneeze>".</font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="4">&nbsp;
      </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="1">(Melissa)</font></b>
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      <b><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="3">&nbsp; 5.</font><font color="#000080">
      </font><font color="#300098" face="MS Sans Serif" size="3">Your computer actually works.</font><font size="4" face="MS Sans Serif"> &nbsp;</font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="1">
      (Blake)</font></b>
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      <b><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="3">&nbsp; 4.</font><font face="Verdana" color="#000080" size="3">
      </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="3">When Internet Explorer turns upside down!!
      </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="4">&nbsp;
      </font><font color="#300098" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">(Rosie)</font></b>
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      <b><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="3">&nbsp; 3.</font><font face="Verdana" size="3" color="#FF0000">
      </font><font color="#300098" face="MS Sans Serif" size="3">It's been in sleep mode for 48 hours.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;</font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="1">
      (Todd)</font></b>
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      <b><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="3">&nbsp; 2.</font><font face="Verdana" size="3" color="#FF0000">
      </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="3">When your MAC refuses to print anything but "Bill Gates<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; is GOD".</font><font face="MS Sans Serif">&nbsp;
      </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="1">(DCinnamon)</font></b>
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      <b><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#FF0000">&nbsp; </font></b><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="4" color="#FF0000"><b>#1
      Sign you have a virus on your computer...</b></font>
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      <b><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#FF0000" size="3">&nbsp; 1.</font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#FF0000">
      </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="3">you hear a lot of coughing and sneezing and the recycle<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; bin is full of kleenx.&nbsp;&nbsp;
      &nbsp; </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="1">(Lady)</font></b><font color="#300098">&nbsp;</font>
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