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Top Ten Signs that you have gone to high tech

10. You somehow have all (and I mean ALL) electronics
       hooked up to be controlled by voice.
    (Superturtles)
  9. When you ask the salesperson at the hardware store
       for a "SuperPower Lusoman 5000", their response is 
       "Huh?". 
(Constance) 
  8. You have a half a dozen robots that do all the chores..   
         
(Michael)   
  7. You haven't played solitare with a real deck of cards
       in years    
(Sara)
  6. that happend a long time ago, when I got a virtual g/f  
        
(
Mike)
  5. You use IMs to talk to someone that is in the same room
       as you {And I don't mean chat room.} coughBlakecough
           
(Lacey)
  4. Your toaster has to log on to a network.  (HoboGeneral)
  3. Instead of going to school, you decide to video conference 
       from your bed.     
(anon)
  2. You forgot the password that is needed to flush your toliet.    
           
(sillyputty) 
  
     #1 Sign that you have gone to high tech..  
  1. When something rings and you can't tell if it's the fax, 
      the cell phone, line 1, line 2, the doorbell, or something 
       else.       
(hardtoknow)
 

 

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