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Top Ten Way's to tell you are addicted to the telephone

10. You know your addicted to the telephone when your 
       telephone bill comes and its 75 pages long with every 
       phone call longer than 50 minutes.. 
    (Britt)
  9. You have a cell phone to match every outfit.   
         
(Ginger)
   
  8. When it gets so stuck to your ear that it can only be
       removed by an experienced doctor.     
(Kristy)   
  7. you begin to twitch and spasm whenever off the phone
      for more than an hour.   
(Eric)
  6. You call your mom from your bedroom to ask her 
       what's for dinner!  
(Rita)
  5. Twenty something people from the phone company
      send thank you cards for getting them a bigger 
      christmas bonus!!    
(Shrimpami)
  4. When the doorbell rings, you pick up the phone and
      start yelling, "Hello? Who is this?" into it.  
(DariaM)
  3. When no one else in your house can see this silly
      list because tying up the phone line!!!!   
         
(J.C)
  2. u sleep w/ the phone by your pillow     (Shelb   
     #1 Way to tell you're addicted to the telephone..  
  1. When your telephone bill costs more than the mortgage!   
         
(Kman)
 

 

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