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Top Ten Signs Your Computer's Planning To Take Over The World

10. Little electric-pulse airplanes with automatic videocarmers
       shoot out of the floppy drive all the time, flying around
       collecting information as to where the best place to start
       invasion is. (opal1159)

  9. it has Dr. Evils web page called ways 2 take over the world in
      5 minutes in your favorite places! (volleygirl688)

  8. Everything on your "to do" list has suddenly changed to
      world domination. (Agent53484)

  7. If it stockpiles nuclear and biological weapons and denies the
      U.N. access to it's storehouses, and starts wearing a beret
      and grows a moustache, and calls itself Saddam
      (Cougar5133)

  6. if it's screensaver shows a map of the world and the legend
      shows atomic bombs (aleiflor)

  5. The computer has a backround with the earth exploding and
       insted of saying you got mail it says u got a virus hahahahaha
       (LiLhUnN831)

  4. A sign when your computer is planning to take over the world
       is when you ask to acess a file it says "This computer will
       self-destruct in 10 seconds." (Mattrogo)

  3. all of a sudden your computer changes from white to
      camaflauge (cheerbabe4587)

  2. you walk into the room,and you see your computer playing a
      game of risk. (james80217)

  And... #1 Sign Your Computer's Planning To Take Over The World...

  1. You walk in your room and your computer is acting out the
       latest "Pinkie and the Brain" episode while singing their
       theme song. . . "Pinkie and the Brain, Pinkie and the Brain,
       the try to take over the world......" (plumbty1)