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Top Ten Signs your computer thinks it's a surfer

10. Everytime you go on the computer you see water all around
      it and when you turn on the computer it says radical dude
             (Jewels)
  9. All your napster songs turn into surfing songs.     (Bonzo) 
  8. Duuuuuuude.......    (Rachel)   
  7. It starts saying "Dude" and "Gnarly" and when you've 
      searched EVERYWHERE for your flowered beach 
      shorts you finally find them resting under your keyboard
        
   (Leslie)
  6. You keep finding little flakes of wax all over your keyboard
       and your computer keeps trying to wax the mouse.
           
(
Jeff)
  5. You turn on your computer and it plays "Let's go surfin now
      everybody's learnin' how, c'mon and sufari with meeeeee."
      by the Beach Boys!   
(Rebelheart)
  4. It boots itself up and signs on every morning at 4am so it
      can check out the local surf report.   
(grphxdude)
  3. You find it at the beach showing off its surfing skills and
       hitting on two blonde iMacs..
   
(Dana)
  2. When you tell your buddy you are just "surfin the net" your
      computer flips out and a little screen pops up that says, 
       "WAVES! WHERE?". 
(ChickyChickyChanga)
  #1 Sign that your computer thinks it's a Surfer... 
  1. When you come home from school one day your computer is 
      in the bath tub on top of the "key"board!. 
(MtzPrep9)
 

 

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