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Top Ten ways to sneak on the internet late at night

10. You pretend like you are sleepwalking!   (Jennifer) 

  9. "Just gotta finish this 50MB download...". (Topaz)  

  8. Bring your school books and have papers scattered
      everywhere, so if you get caught you can claim its
      some schoolwork you "forgot"      (EcholzPosh)

  7. Tell your parents you're just getting a 'byte' to eat!. 
       (kristina)   

  6. Cover the computer with two layers of pillows and three
      layers of blankets so no one hears the modem connecting
          (Josh)

  5. Disguise your computer as a Math book ("I'm studying,
      Mom!")       (Meow)

  4. You connect a chain to your skylight and zip down to your
      computer chair, it might help if you wear black clothes too. 
          (Jason

  3. Kidnap the computer, and run to the nearest house with
      a phone jack!!     (Spacey)

  2. "The voices made me do it, mommy, really!"   (Blake)   

       #1 way to sneak on the internet late at night

   1. Insist to your parents that your 'tragic case of insomnia'
      is from internet withdrawl, and that you have to go online
      'before you explode!'     (Ali/alibird) 

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