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Top Ten Ways To Punish Your Computer

10. You put a sign on your computer that says "do not go near,
       worse computer in world!!" (BlueSky303 )

  9. Make it go back in its box and think about what it did.
      (LOL1414 )

  8. rip out the hard drive and let your dog play with it!
      (ljsant84 )

  7. Tell it that it can't have any more computer chips for a week.
       (LiLfReAkOfNaTuRe )

  6. You can punish your computer by taking away the mouse and
       saying "No! you are not aloud to play with your pet right
       now!"     (tropicalncgirl )

  5. Pull the phone plug and say, "That's it, no more internet until
      you clean up your desktop!" (Whitefox07 )

  4. Wash it's A drive out with soap. (Namenew2 )

  3. You click on a whole bunch of internet sites so it has to think
      extra hard! (BlueSky303 )

  2. By threatening to delete all the non-educational games on it
      (SosaFan504 )

  And... #1 Way To Punish Your Computer...

  1. Buy a new laptop and use it in front of your computer instead
      of it. (opal )

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