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Top Ten Ways To Know You've Been Online Too Long


10
. One word, and a catch phrase: Cheers, where everybody knows your name.
      (BClark151)

9. When you can fry an egg on your modem (BigMouth55)

8. Whenever you aren't at the keyboard, your fingers are involuntarily moving in a
    typing motion. (DOMINO)

7. When you look in the mirror you don't recognize yourself anymore. (Trippin959)

6. You actually have conversations with Insider Meg. (OMAJIC1)

5. You come out of your bedroom and you see your family moved and you don't
    know where they went! (Ellie24601)

4. When you turn on the T.V. and you try to type in your password on the remote.
    (ABBS353)

3. When the phone company notifies you of your busy number and wants to know
    what is going on. (COOL AQUA)

2. You get an IM from an AOL employee saying that you misused the two words
    UNLIMITED USE. (DayDay23)

1. When you look into a mirror and notice the vague outline of an IM box in the glare
    of your eyes. (CrazyK83)


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