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Signs it's time for you to get a new computer

  Top Ten Signs it's Time For You To Get A New Computer
        by... Smurf25                                                                                      

10. Instead of a CD-Rom it has an 8-Track  (james80217 )

  9. Your computer is still in black and white (britSB13 )          

  8. Your Keyboard is made out of stone and it doesn't even have
       Windows, just holes  (Spiralfry3 )

  7. You get an error message that says "This computer will self
       destruct in 10...9...8...7...6...5...4...3...2...1..." and then it
       explodes. (LadyBlithe2000 )

  6. Your monitor is 2 inches by 2 inches, has flips and switches on
       the front, and can only make clicking and beeping noises.
        (YTCCBlake )       

  5. When you turn on your computer and you have an old lady's
       voice saying to you "You may have mail, but I can't seem to
       remember."  (CuzWeCute2 )

  4. You find a mysterious mold growing in your hard drive that
       hasn't been seen for centuries.  (CrunkBaby014 )

  3. Your current one has been wheezing coughing, and talking
       about when its time to go see that "great big computer in 
       the sky".  (Sara1625 )

  2. When you're downloading something your computer pauses
       and a message pops up saying "Please wait while your
       computer hacks up a lung"     (LiLfReAkOfNaTuRe )

   #1 way to tell it's time for you to get a new computer...

  1. It keeps babbling on about the "good ol' days" when you
       had to walk through show to get to the other side of the
       computer.       (will911w )  

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