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      <b>10.</b> When you use spell check and a warning box comes that says
      &quot;Smell wreck is an unknown command&quot; (Namenew2 )</font>
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      <b>9.</b> It asks for thicker glass on the monitor (SafireGir )</font></p>
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      <b>8.</b> when you scan a pic, it asks for a retake (kscarrow)</font></p>
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      <b>7.</b> because it starts squinting back at you (MBFAKE32)</font></p>
      <p align="left"><font size="3" color="#000080"><b>6.</b> When it asks you for your
      password 50 times, it doesn't know who you are.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
      (spiralfry3 )</font></p>
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      <b>5.</b> The website Myoptic.com has ben saved as &quot;Mioptions.cmon&quot;
      (mo0niepie )</font></p>
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      <b>4.</b> when you type a 7 but it argues with you 'bout it being a 2 (gcscougar)</font></p>
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      <b>3.</b> When you sign on to AOL and your computer says &quot;We've Snot
      Pails?&quot; (LacieRulz )</font></p>
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      <b>2.</b> When you go on a website, It reads &quot;Reading Data&quot;, It
      takes your computer 25 MINUTES to &quot;READ&quot; data. (Cheergrl1989 )</font></p>
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      And... #1 Sign Your Computer Needs Glasses...</b></font></p>
      <p align="left"><font size="3" color="#000080"><b>1.</b> After you put on your own
      glasses, you find it's not your eyes because the words on the screen are
      still upside down! (RyLu2001 )</font></p>
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