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10. take it and go get some leftover mystery meat that your mom 
      cooked last month and rub it all over!!!!!   (go go girl) 

  9. put it on a chair and sit on it and claim "you do not know how
      it got there". (alligator)  

  8. have a bag of nachos, a packet of crackers, and a can of pop
      over it. and if that doesn't work, throw it in the garbage."  
        (Moon Child)

  7. Use it as a weapon to whack the 'bugs.'     (Topaz)   

  6. You decide to use it in a science experiment on gravity. You
      drop it from the top of the roof and record how long it takes
      to reach the ground and "oh no!" break     (Nutmeg)

  5. Attempt to shove those extra fries in between each key..."Its 
      hungry...I SWEAR!!!!!"       (LiL frEak)

  4. Play cowboys and use it as cattle and if you get caught just
      say " I saw them do it on TV and I thought it would be ok.". 
          (Bo)

  3. Well lets just hope your not so obsessed with your computer
      that you take it in the bathtub with you...     (Eppie)

  2. Use the cord as a leash "What!? Oh! Sorry Dad..I am so
      attached to the computer, thought I'd take it for a walk..!!" 
          (Butterfly Wings)   

       #1 way to mess up your keyboard

   1. For only $10,000 the mafia can mess up ANYTHING pretty
      bad......   (Editors note... Can the Mafia get a new computer
      Too?     (Half Pint)    

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