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Top Ten Things To Do With Your Junky Computer

10. Make a screen saver that says.... This computer once worked but now it does
      not, for goodness sakes i cant even change the font! (Hoops94880 )

9. put it on a junk yard mailing list and give it to a dog (Erica10124 )

8. donate it to a local clothing store so they can use it as a manican
     (hoops94880 )

7. Tear out the insides and build a small fire in the moniter. (Namenew2 )

6. Attempt to sell it as a second-hand small screen TV. (Jooce11 )

5. First, drop it from the empire state building roof, then, cremate it, and finally bury
    it in the deepest ocean in a heavy duty junk chest, not treasure, because it is
    definitely not a piece of treasure! (Unknown)

4. Junky computers make nifty earrings... just get some wire, glue, and some strong
     ears! (FloofinAmy )

3. Hit it with a baseball bat. Its a great stress reliever!

2. Knock out the monitor screen and put in regular glass.. a light and a turntable,
    and use it as a microwave! ;) (Justerzz ) 

And... #1 Thing To Do With Your Junky Computer...

1. Be like David Letterman and throw it off a tall building to see if it
    bounces.(blast44784 )

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