10. When you get home and they're are mysterious lip outlines all
      over the screen.   (Surfergurl3000)

  9. When you check your sent mail folder, there is a bunch of
       valentines addressed to someone you don't know!
         (tourmaline)          

  8. When you try to open certain emails, AOL tells you that the
       parental controls have been set so you can't read them. 
         (Albertanian2)

  7. When you try and get on your computer it says "busy visiting
       your neighbor, a.k.a. my love bug, try again later!". 
          (cheergrl1989)

  6. You keep finding mysterious love notes around the house
       that aren't for you... and you live alone.
        (Babidol403)       

  5. Your computer has replaced the Windows blue clouds
       wallpaper with hearts and a picture of a pink iMac." 
        (KemFimo)

  4. It changes your screen name too Lovercomputer, changes
      your IM noise to a romantic song, and your screen saver to
      Apple + Mac=LUV!.  (Spiralfry3)

  3. When the Favorite Places Heart throbs when you have any
       email from Leslie, the IMAC next door.  (Sara1625)

  2. When you come home from school your desk is empty and
       has a note on it saying "eloped with IBM next door, see 
       you when I get back from Vegas."     (MelissaLoL) 

   #1 way to tell your computer is in love with the one next door...

  1. One night, you wake up to find your computer gone, and
       sheets going out of your window, then upon looking outside,
       you see your computer at the window of your neighbor's
       house, reciting Shakespeare to the other computer.
           (LiLfReAkOfNaTuRe)