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Top Ten Archive |
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Top Ten Signs that your house is made by Microsoft |
| 10. It sucks (Shrimpami) |
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9. Nothing
works! The doors get stuck, the fridge is hot, and you actually pay to live there! In fact, you'll pay more money to 'upgrade' to a new and better version that has the same problems as the house you have now! (Ginger) |
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8. The
monopoly board game is gone and in its place is the cd version and a free window Xp preview . (Fire) |
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7.
You have colorful windows
logos painted on you walls and the corners are smooth and sleek. (Error512) |
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6.
It's real easy to break into...
Especially with that back door! . (Bufferoverflow) |
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5.
Your windows are
actually shaped like the Windows logo {Greg) |
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4.
You continuously have
to upgrade your Windows. (Wednesday} |
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3.
When trying to do two things at
once, like cook and clean, you notice the "blue screen of death" on the television in the living room (Shaun) |
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2.
The windows keep
cracking/crashing (MikeV) |
| #1 Way to know that your house was made by Microsoft... |
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1.
It starts monopolizing the
other houses out of existence. (Daria M)
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