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Top Ten Ways to Greet Online Friends Offline

10. I thought you were 5'6 110 with blond hair and blue eyes (OMAJIC1)

9. Just before meeting the person, you once again open their profile to double
    check and see if their personal quote mentioned anything about how they greet
    online friends (DayDay23)

8. Hi, you look smaller on my computer! (MrWindy)

7. After introductions you respond, "Thats not what you said you looked like!!"
    (Crhythm)

6. Welcome _(screen name)_. You have mail. (Inkblot97)

5. Tell them you were glad to meet them and they should Instant Message you when
    they get home (SuePergil)

4. LOL, funny seeing you here. (KatieH11)

3. Hello person that I have never seen or heard the voice of before because you do
    not have voice E-Mail...What?...Oh sorry wrong person! (D NUKE1084)

2. AHHHHHHHH ITS REALLY YOU!!!!! (OMAJIC1)

1. You say,"Hello" and hardly notice when they talk because you didn't hear the IM
    sound. (FRISKY718)

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