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Top Ten Ways To Tell Your Computer That You're Getting Rid Of It |
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gigabytes of RAM. You just won't do. (Princess Danie ) 9. I'm sorry, but I have to BOOT you out! (COOLKAT741 ) 8. Plant a virus in it and hope it becomes so sick you will have an excuse to ditch it without it knowing. (DogPetter ) 7. Enroll him in The Yahoo Divorced Chatroom and hope he gets the point. (Hoops94880 ) 6. I'm leaving you for a younger and much more attractive PC. (DJNL531 ) 5. Just say "It's not you it's me, I can't handle this relationship anymore." (SPEEDYvg ) 4. You start telling him about a newly renovated junk yard. (SHOTMAKR05 ) 3. When it says "Welcome", say, "I am, but you're not." (RT81 ) 2. Send it an electronic postcard showing a picture of you hugging a new computer with a pentium 3 processor and a 19" monitor (SiCViC ) And... #1 Way To Tell Your Computer That You're Getting Rid Of It... 1. "Even though I swear at you every time you freeze, I bang on you every time you can't log-on, and make evil faces at you when you take too long to download, I think I'm going to miss you." (CEW007x2 )
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