Top Ten List Archive
 

Top Ten Excuses Not to Get off the Computer When Your Parents Say So

10. Say that you are practicing your typing! (Da Bink1)

9. I'm busy downloading something that will take 4 more hours. (KingPhilip)

8. Say you're doing a school report... on the many online games of AOL. (JerSurf)

7. "I'm doing extra researching so that when school starts I'll be ready." (Lazzie2)

6. About 75 percent of the population uses online, if you get off, you destroy the
    count and the poll takers have to do it all over again. (Badrang222)

5. Just let me check my mail (when you have to check it for all the screen names on
    your account and then check your hotmail). (TCN BLADE)

4. My homework assignment is to go online for five hours and see how many
    different places I can go without having to get off. (April8418)

3. It's for school! I'm doing research on a day in the life of a computer geek!
    (WWWorm1384)

2. "My computer has a 24-hour virus, and only I can save it!" (Tallteen 7)

1. I'm surfing and can't get off now, I'll fall into a wave! (The DerekH)

Back to Top Ten Archive Main