10.
It was eating up to much space in the office...
(BSBrock)
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9. Well,
you see.. my computer's sposed to tell me everything..
kinda like a.. secretary (I think)
but it won't tell me what
the password to turn it on is.. so
I'ma fire the dang thing!.
(Leslie)
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8.
When you give
it commands, such as to print or save, it
"accidently" does the opposite.
(Jessamyn)
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7.
Three Letters. GPF.
(Lacey)
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6.
Your computer doesn't respect household appliances
and keeps unplugging your toaster
(Laryssa)
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5.
It tries to
byte you (Alicia)
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4.
You don't like
it. (Well, why not?) (Opal)
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3.
No Workers over
50" (¤icey¤)
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2.
It tries to black mail you...and succeeds
(Sophia)
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#1 Way Reason To Fire Your Computer...
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1.
Its been
slacking off of work because of a fling
with the microwave! (RebelHeart)
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