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Top Ten error messages your computer gives you
10. Get a new computer.    (Phil)
  9. Unable to locate boot disk. Please insert sandal or other
      footwear in drive A: and strike any key..     (Alex) 
  8. There are too many errors that you're only getting one
      bulk error because it's too much trouble to explain all
      of them individually =D  (Opal)   
  7. Error: Computer is napping. Wake me up at 6.  
          (Lady)
  6. stop! your typing too fast!      (Brian)
  5. Error 405: Reality.sys corrupt. Universe halted. 
      Reboot (y/n)   (Mike570829)
  4. WARNING! Windows cannot continue this operation 
      until you send Bill Gates $10,000 and the keys to your 
      car. You may then enter the secret passcode he gives
      you in the box below.  (MikeB)
  3. ERROR: Please don't feed the mouse. (The cheese
      makes a mess!).    (Chippie)
  2. Warning! This program has performed an illegal operation,
      and will be shut down. (or, it could self destruct, we dont 
      know)       (GreekLisa)   
     #1 Error message that your computer gives you...  
  1. WARNING: Isn't it past your bedtime?  (Halfpint) 

 

10. Let your dog attack your computer, and complain that the
      viruses are eating away your old one..   (Ali) 

  9. Well, tell them that it is the year 2000 and that all school 
      work will be required to be done on computer... (Krusher445)  

  8. Throw it out the window and insist that it flew out.  
       (MiniMe_Patti)

  7. Tell them you only have 13 other computers and you need 
      a new one because you're VERY superstitious 
            (*~*Phunkadelic*~*)   

  6. Say you need it for school work...(thats funny)  (me)

  5. Turn off your computer for a month, put a "Out Of Order"
       sign on it, and say it's broken.   (Surfergurl3000 ~Mel~)

  4. Mom.. I think it's time for a new computer.. but dear,
      the one you have works fine! "MOM! I have to feed
      hole punched paper into it!"   (Blake)

  3. The one I have now makes noises at me!!! ;x  SEEE!!!
      NOW ITS LAUGHING!!!!!     (The REAL Kate)

  2. "But, mom, dad! It's an important learning device! All the
      other kids have 'em! And, yes, I WOULD jump off a bridge 
      if they did too!"    (MoonChild)   

  #1 way to convince your parents to buy you a new computer

   1. Tell them that it will encourage communacation between
      parent and child; "we can BOTH be on at the same time
       (Chaim K)    

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