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Top Ten Ways to Confuse Sales Representatives

10. Tell him that you are looking for a good e-Mail box. (IceCascade)

9. Speak in a foreign language to them until they get someone who speaks that
     language then start speaking English. (Ifnot4u4me)

8. Go up to a brand new Dodge Viper and say, "Man this is the ugliest piece of
     hunk-a-junk I've seen". (Avala35285)

7. Tell them that they have this big ugly white thing on their eyebrow, and that they're
    driving customers away!! (Some Spuds)

6. When they come to the door, you start selling them some of your comic book
    collection. When you finish, you say you don't need whatever they have.
    (Buzzricker)

5. Ask them to get you 3 different shoes then leave before they get back
    (Menominee9)

4. Try on everything for fun then tell them you'll be back later when your mom comes
    to pay for them - and never come back. (Ifnot4u4me)

3. When they come to the door, ask what they did with your pizza. (HOLLberr)

2. Start talking in Gibberish and watch them as they go crazy trying to find someone
    to understand you. (CRNPOPS)

1. When you first come in tell them that you are with your twin sister and you can't
    find her... then go put on some other clothes.. walk by and ask if they saw your
    sister.. kept doing this till they catch on!! (Katwoman03)

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