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        <p align="center"><b><font size="4" ptsize="12" color="#FFFFFF">Top Ten
        ways to tell that your computer is superstitious&nbsp;</font></b></td>
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      <font face="MS Sans Serif" size="3" color="#FF0000"><b>10.</b></font>   <font face="MS Sans Serif" size="3" color="#300098"><b>When
      you see a back ground of garlic and a strange smell&nbsp;<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; comes out of the speakers!</b></font><b><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="3" color="#300098">&nbsp;&nbsp;
      </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1" color="#300098">(Mattduck!!)&nbsp;</font></b>
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      <b><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#FF0000" size="3">&nbsp; 9.&nbsp; </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="3">When
      the screen breaks it predicts 7 years of bad luck&nbsp;<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;</font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="1">(Hershey
      Kisses)&nbsp;</font></b>
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      <b><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#FF0000" size="3">&nbsp; 8.</font><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="3" color="#000080">
      </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="3" color="#300098">when your
      computer refuses to acknowledge the day is<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Friday the 13th :)&nbsp;&nbsp; </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="1">(Jessamyn)</font><font size="4" color="#300098"><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="1">&nbsp;</font><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="3" color="#000080">&nbsp;</font><font face="Verdana" color="#300098">&nbsp;
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      <b><font face="MS Serif" color="#FF0000" size="3">&nbsp; 7.</font><font face="Verdana" color="#300098">
      </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="3">Every time you
      check your mail it shuts down if you have<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; an odd number of messages.&nbsp;&nbsp;
      &nbsp;</font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="1">(Sunfy)</font></b>
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      <b><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#FF0000" size="3">&nbsp; 6.</font><font size="4"> </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="3" color="#300098">When
      you write &quot;Jack walked under the ladder&quot; you hear<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; your comp say, through the speakers:
      &quot;MALFUNCTION,<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; MALFUNCTION! SHUTTING DOWN!&quot;&nbsp;&nbsp;
      </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="1">(Moonchild)</font></b>
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      <b><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="3">&nbsp; 5.</font><font color="#000080">
      </font><font color="#300098" face="MS Sans Serif" size="3">At 5:55 your IM
      program's 'knock knock' goes off 15 times&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="1">(Sha)</font></b>
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      <b><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="3">&nbsp; 4.</font><font face="Verdana" color="#000080" size="3">
      </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="3">Every time your
      cute little black kitten walks by it crashes.&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;</font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="4">
      </font><font color="#300098" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">(Froggie)</font></b>
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      <b><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="3">&nbsp; 3.</font><font face="Verdana" size="3" color="#FF0000">
      </font><font color="#300098" face="MS Sans Serif" size="3">All your icons
      change to 4-leaved clovers and a popup<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; message says 'Throw salt over your
      shoulder' on Friday<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; the 13th.&nbsp; &nbsp;</font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="1">(Tonberry
      Queen)</font></b>
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      <b><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="3">&nbsp; 2.</font><font face="Verdana" size="3" color="#FF0000">
      </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="3" color="#300098">You walk in to
      find your old floppy disks arranged around<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; your computer in a formation
      resembling Stonehenge...</font><font face="MS Sans Serif">&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="1">(Peabobuddy)</font></b>
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      <b>&nbsp;</b>
      #1 Way to tell that your computer is superstitious&nbsp; </font>
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      <b><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#FF0000" size="3">&nbsp; 1.</font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#FF0000">
      </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="3">The spaces in
      your keyboard between the keys is clogged<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; up with salt.&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="1">(Diablo866)</font></b><font color="#300098" size="1">&nbsp;</font>
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