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        <p align="center"><b><font size="4" ptsize="12" color="#FFFFFF">Top Ten
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      <font face="MS Sans Serif" size="3" color="#FF0000"><b>10.</b></font>     
      <font face="MS Sans Serif" size="3" color="#300098"><b>when you log of it
      says &quot;love ya baby&quot;.<br>
      </b></font><b><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="3" color="#300098">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;
      </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1" color="#300098">(Got2Ski)&nbsp;</font></b>
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      <b><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#FF0000" size="3">&nbsp; 9.&nbsp;</font><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="3" color="#300098">The
      dots on all your &quot;i&quot;s have turned into little hearts.<font SIZE="2"><br>
      </font>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="1">(Jessamyn)&nbsp;</font></b>
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      <b><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#FF0000" size="3">&nbsp; 8.</font><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="3" color="#000080">
      </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="3" color="#300098">You are
      constantly receiving gushy love letters from what<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; appears to be your own e-mail
      address.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="1">
      (Meow)&nbsp;<font color="#000080">&nbsp;</font></font><font face="Verdana" color="#300098">&nbsp;
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      <b><font face="MS Serif" color="#FF0000" size="3">&nbsp; 7.</font><font face="Verdana" color="#300098">
      </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="3" color="#300098">Your iMac
      continually asks &quot;Do I look fat in this color?&quot;.&nbsp;<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="1">(Chris)</font></b>
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      <b><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#FF0000" size="3">&nbsp; 6.</font><font size="4"> </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="3" color="#300098">You
      know screensavers right? Well, that is when your&nbsp;<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; computer is sleeping. You know your
      computer is in<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; love with you because no matter what
      you do the only<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; screensaver that ever comes up on
      your computer is&nbsp;<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; picture of *you*!!&nbsp;&nbsp; </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="1">(Trent's_Gal)</font></b>
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      <b><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="3">&nbsp; 5.</font><font color="#000080">
      </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="3" color="#300098">Instead of
      getting error messages (like illegal operations)&nbsp;<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; you get little popups that say &quot;I love
      fill in your name here!<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp;</font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="1">(Leilani)</font></b>
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      <b><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="3">&nbsp; 4.</font><font face="Verdana" color="#000080" size="3">
      </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="3">Your little
      desktop sounds include a smooch, I love you,<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; and kiss sound.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font><font color="#300098" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">(Nutmeg.)</font></b>
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      <b><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="3">&nbsp; 3.</font><font face="Verdana" size="3" color="#FF0000">
      </font><font color="#300098" face="MS Sans Serif" size="3">for some
      reason, whenever your boyfriend or girlfriend&nbsp;<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; calls, aol pops up and disconnects you.&nbsp;&nbsp;
      </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="1">(SkitzyStar60)</font></b>
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      <b><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="3">&nbsp; 2.</font><font face="Verdana" size="3" color="#FF0000">
      </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="3" color="#300098">You hear it
      giggle whenever you put your hand on the mouse.</font><font face="MS Sans Serif">&nbsp;<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp; </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="1">(HalfPint)</font></b>
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      <b>&nbsp;</b>
      #1 Sign that your computer is in love with you&nbsp; </font>
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      <b><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#FF0000" size="3">&nbsp; 1.</font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#FF0000">
      </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="3">It's always
      commenting on how well you &quot;Turn it on&quot;..&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="1">(Chris)</font></b><font color="#300098" size="1">&nbsp;</font>
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