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Top Ten Ways to Tell Your Computer is Completely Insane

  9. The keyboard moves and laughs every time you try to type on it.
      (BnanaSpltK)

  8. Instead of saying Welcome, You've got mail! when you sign on its
      says: Come Robin, To the batcave! (Chelsina16)

  7. Every time you turn your computer on a whirl of colors spins around
      and you hear a continuous, "Hiya kids! Haha!" (Beanie8623)

  6. It starts playing "This is the song that never ends, it goes on and
      on my friends some people started singing..." (Red1402)

  5. When it starts screaming about the dancing monkeys in the corners
      (FauxPas08)

  4. Your screen saver is a picture of a padded room, with a computer
      with a straight jacket on, with men in white suits holding the
      computer and the computer is typing "I'm not crazy i swear,
      honest." (Lfunk75)

  3. Every time you boot it up it sings "I Drive Myself Crazy".
      (Soccrgal84)

  2. It actually does everything you want it to do! (Georgie765)

     And... #1 Way To Tell That Your Computer Is Completely Insane...

  1. When the "you've got mail" guy starts saying, "I think you have mail,
      do you have mail? You might have mail, did you know you might
      have mail? I'm the only one who knows if you have mail or not.
      Didn't you know that in another life, we all had mail at least once."
      (Crnovaez)

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