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Top Ten Signs that your computer is in Love

 

10. He says, "This megabytes! I wish I was free to love her."
      And then it starts singing Sixteen Candles.
.    (America) 
  9. The screensaver suspiciously scrolls the words "I love you" 
       instead of the usual "Out of Order" 
   (Hershey) 
  8. There is lipstick on the keyboard.    (EvilPoptart)   
  7. Your IM wav suddenly has turned to "I...Will Always.....
      love you!" :x
 
   (Lacey)
  6. All the "o"s and dots on "i"s have turned into hearts  
       
(
Jessamyn)
  5. You notice your disk space filling up with pictures of
      the processor of another computer!   
(MikeV)
  4. You find little notes like "You're sweeter than a PopTart!
      Love, -The Toaster".   
(RebelHeart)
  3. Everything is in pink and red and your screen saver and
      background is all covered with hearts.   
(Amy)
  2. It can't eat, can't sleep, and it's always thinking about
      something other than the job you gave it. 
(Lady)
  #1 Sign that your computer is in love... 
  1. You wake up in the middle of the night to find your
      computer under another houses' window, singing
      love songs to a pink iMac.! 
(Dana)
 
 

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