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Top Ten Ways to Tell If Your Computer Has a Crush on You


10. You open the CD Rom drive and it spits out chocolate and flowers.
       (Forrest134)

  9. It starts to sweat and says "Wwwwelcome tttoo AOL" (KuteGrrl85)

  8. Every time you sit down at the computer it plays "crush" by
      Christina Aguerila      (Nannasplt1)

  7. The favorite places heart in the right hand corner is throbbing.
      (GIGLEG1RL)

  6. Your date changes to February 14th and your screen saver is now
      hearts and kisses (GBayP1)

  5. When you send e-mail to your boyfriend or girlfriend, it doesn't let
       you send it.   (BlueSky303)

  4. When you turn on the computer an error comes up "I've lost my 
      email address, can I have yours?" (StormWho1)

  3. Instead of you holding the mouse in your hand, the mouse trys to
      hold onto your hand.      (ForMeJC)

  2. When it seems to be running faster and never freezes on you. 
      (RCraven030)

    And... #1 Sign Your Computer Has A Crush On You...

  1. A website about wedding plans has been added to your favorite
      places.  (Angel77864)


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