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Top Ten Ways To Know Your Computer Is Malfunctioning

10. It doesn't turn on. (BLUEIS83)

9. When right before your computer locked up *cough*, *gasp*and *weez*
    appeared on the screen then your Wav. player said "goodbye cruel world".
    (Chikahommy)

8. All of a sudden it says "Meltdown" and blows up into a mushroom cloud.
    (Gold Goat1)

7. The neighborhood gathers around to see the fireworks. (ABF12)

6. You see the MS Windows logo....then realize you have a Mac. (MikeV8372)

5. You put a disk in and it never come back a while later you hear "BURP".
    (JimmyCV)

4. When your computer starts to spice up the error messages like 1023:2314 at
     SuperSub.DLL. (YTCC Trap)

3. The lights in your house flicker and the whole city goes dark. (Annalee11)

2. When you push the button to make the cd tray pop out, your garage door opens.
     (MrWindy)

1. Your mouse is gone and all the cheese in the house is missing. (Tallteen 7)

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