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Top Ten Signs you are clueless about the internet

10. You think America Online is a new branch of AT & T.  
      
  (LeeCM119)
  9. I thought the Internet was a special kind of fish-catching
      apparatus?. 
   (Opal) 
  8. When you take the TV remote, keep pressing it, and get 
      frustrated that the computer won't turn on!  
(NickCarterLover)   
  7. When your computer says "welcome" and you scream and 
      turn it off, immediately get the ax out of the shed, hehehe 
      i'll leave the rest to your imagination....   
(KittyKAtKrystal)
  6. When someone says Napster and you think they are
       talking about those things you used to take when 
       you were in kindergarten.     
(
lilcutiepie)
  5. The whosiewhat?   (MikeB)
  4. You've never surfed the web because you thought it was
      for spiders.  
(MikeV)
  3. When you hear it say "you've got mail", you are totally 
      awestruck, how could it possibly know when you have 
      mail? So you go outside and look in your mailbox, to
      find nothing!!.
   (MtzPrep9)
  2. Someone says IM me, and you think you are you?.  
         
(Chaikel)
   
  #1 Sign that you're totally clueless about the internet...  
  1. Someone asks you how many megahertz you have and 
      you count your bruises then ask what that has to do 
      with computers =p 
(StL Laurie)
 

 

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