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        <p align="center"><b><font size="4" ptsize="12" color="#FFFFFF">Top ten
        ways your computer celebrates the holidays</font></b></td>
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      <font face="MS Sans Serif" size="3" color="#FF0000"><b>10.</b></font>     
      <font color="#300098"><b><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="3">Every time
      you receive an instant message, your&nbsp;<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; computer makes a new sound. Each sound is a<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; reindeer's name. &quot;Dancer, Donner,
      Comet, etc&quot;,&nbsp;<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; until it has named all of Santa's reindeer.
      After<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; that it continues to make jingle bell
      sounds.</font></b><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="3"><b>&nbsp;&nbsp;<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </b></font><b><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="1" color="#300098">(Swanky)&nbsp;</font></b>
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      <b><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#FF0000" size="3">&nbsp; 9.&nbsp;</font><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="3" color="#300098">Every
      time you try to do something before it lets&nbsp;<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; you in a little screen pops up that says,
      &quot;You can<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; trade me in for a Pentium 3 processor right
      now<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; by calling 555-5555...&quot;, come on it
      just wants to&nbsp;<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; be with it's family for the holidays</font><font SIZE="2">&nbsp;</font><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="3" color="#300098">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
      </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="1">(MtzPrep9)&nbsp;</font></b>
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      <b><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#FF0000" size="3">&nbsp; 8.</font><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="3" color="#000080">
      </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="3"><font color="#300098">you open
      up your computer and suddenly realize&nbsp;<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; that there are partying elves inside..</font></font><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="3" color="#300098">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="1">
      (mzxfan_2000)&nbsp;<font color="#000080">&nbsp;</font></font><font face="Verdana" color="#300098">&nbsp;
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      <b><font face="MS Serif" color="#FF0000" size="3">&nbsp; 7.</font><font color="#300098">
      </font></b><font color="#300098"><font face="MS Sans Serif"><b>You turn it on a blast of snow
      and Christmas<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; carols greets you merrily!</b></font>&nbsp;</font><b><font color="#300098">&nbsp;&nbsp;
      </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="1">(Fae)</font></b>
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      <b><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#FF0000" size="3">&nbsp; 6.</font><font size="4"> </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="3" color="#300098">It
      goes to the mall in a red suit trying to fool kids<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; into thinking he's Santa. It never works!&nbsp;&nbsp;
      </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="1">(Alex)</font></b>
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      <b><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="3">&nbsp; 5.</font><font color="#000080">
      </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="3" color="#300098">The desktop
      theme has turned to holiday colors,&nbsp;<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; holiday music plays instead of annoying
      Windows<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; sounds&nbsp;&nbsp; </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="1">&nbsp;&nbsp;
      (Opal)</font></b>
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      <b><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="3">&nbsp; 4.</font><font face="Verdana" color="#000080" size="3">
      </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="3">It shuts off
      for a holiday vacation.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font><font color="#300098" face="MS Sans Serif" size="1">(Sunfy)</font></b>
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      <b><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="3">&nbsp; 3.</font><font face="Verdana" size="3" color="#FF0000">
      </font><font color="#300098"><font face="MS Sans Serif" size="3">It takes
      up half your disk space with a virtual<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; christmas tree..&nbsp;</font></font><font color="#300098" face="MS Sans Serif" size="3">&nbsp;
      </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="1">(Lady)</font></b>
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      <b><font color="#FF0000" face="MS Sans Serif" size="3">&nbsp; 2.</font><font face="Verdana" size="3" color="#FF0000">
      </font><font size="3" color="#300098" face="MS Sans Serif">On top of it,
      appears a yamaka, and your browser<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; looks like a dredle</font><font size="2" color="#300098" face="MS Sans Serif">
      </font><font size="3" color="#300098" face="MS Sans Serif">.</font><font face="MS Sans Serif"><font size="3" color="#300098">&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;</font>
      </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="1">(BtrflyDawl)</font></b>
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      <b>&nbsp;</b>&nbsp;#1 Way Your Computer Celebrates the Holidays...&nbsp; </font>
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      <b><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#FF0000" size="3">&nbsp; 1.</font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#FF0000">
      </font><font size="3" color="#300098" face="MS Sans Serif">It now accepts
      &quot;Christmas&quot; cookies, instead of<br>
      &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; normal cookies!&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; </font><font face="MS Sans Serif" color="#300098" size="1">(Laura)</font></b><font color="#300098" size="1">&nbsp;</font>
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