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10. Computers don't change moods depending on 
       what time of the month it is.     
(stak)
  9. Computers never get headaches.    (ky)   
  8. It's much easier to turn a computer on.      (dee)   
  7. They don't wear those funky smelling fragrances.     
          
(Brandon)
  6. If you neglect your computer for a week you don't
      have to buy it flowers to get it to work again.
         
(Adam c.)
  5. You can push their buttons and they won't get mad 
        
{PsychoLyz)
  4. When you want to turn it on, it doesn't take an hour
      and a half to look good. (That's us!) :).  
(Cailee)
  3. You can turn the volume off   (Greg)
  2. It doesn't always ask you if it looks fat.   (Blake)   
 #1 Reason Computers are better than Girls  
  1.  Nagging is done through annoying popups that you 
       can just cover up with another window    
(MikeV)
 
 

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