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Signs That Your Computer is Addicted to Online Shopping
        by... BerniceEG                                                                                     

10. You are always getting gifts in the mail and the mail guy says
       they are from a "secret admirer"  (SummerG)

  9. All of your favorite places have been changed to ebay.com   
         (Anime@)

  8. Everyday your computer is wearing some new and weird hat
      or a gadget that it really doesn't need.  (Kcazoff1825)

  7. You find a credit card hidden in the disk drive. (LOL1414)

  6. When you sign on, instead of saying welcome your computer
       says "Oh! Let me take you to the site with the cute shirt on
       it!"         (Spiralfry3@)

  5. When a new decked out computer arrives at your door and
       your computer says "Leave my E-girl alone!"
        (Namenew2@)

  4. Lately, hundreds of packages have been delivered to your
      door daily for some guy named Mac...  (PiscesChick)

  3. When a few too many boxes show up at your doorstep, with
       a package for...Mrs. Macintosh, and your computer comes to
       the door to sign the package.  (Surfergirl3000)

  2. It opens up at www.jcpenny.com and when your try to go
      somewhere else, it screams "When was the last time I got
      a NEW MOUSEPAD??"     (DanaSAgent)

   #1 way to tell your computer is addicted to online shopping...

  1. Your have somehow become $50,000,00 in debt and the only
       thing you have bought lately is a bag of chips.   
             (sweetslc12)  

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