10. Your most memorable memories are the Invention of the
      "Attached File"...Unlimited Use Billing Plan...and the Auto
      Matic Re-Dailer. (OMAJIC1)

  9. You get about 100 of those "you have been on for 92 minutes, 
      if you wish to stay online, reply within 10 minutes or you'll be 
      logged off. (nodoutgwe9)

  8. You no longer need your computer to log onto AOL, you just
       pick up the phone and make the modem noises by yourself.
       (bclark151)

  7. Every time your mom has a discussion with you it's always over
      an Instant Message. (tklucky)

  6. You have three different screen names so you can be three
      different people so you can get more bills with the AOL logo 
      on them. (kar410)

  5. Your fingers make involuntary typing actions even when you are 
      not using your computer. (sweetstarz)

  4. Your parents have to give you your meals at the computer.
      (NvRmInD27)

  3. Your parents start to see long distance phone calls on their bill.
      (sportgal3)

  2. If you go to a computer store and everyone starts calling you by
      your screen name. (jet659)

   And the number one way you know you're addicted to AOL...

  1. When your mom comes in to wake you up in the morning you
       respond,"  Welcome!" (TEPAINTER)