Sing to the tune of "Hotel california"
 
On a dial-up connection
I signed myself online
Clicked a random button here
I wondered what I'd find.
Up ahead, in my browser,
I saw an interesting site...
My eyes spied a chatroom...
I had to stop for the night..
 
There they stood in the doorway
I heard the welcome bell
And I was thinking to myself
I'm no longer on AOL.
Then the YTCC's smiled
And welcomed me in
Some regulars in the corner
Told me to run while I can...
 
You've signed online, and found the Chatroom named YT
Such a geeky place
This webspace...
They're living it up at the Chatroom named YT...
This an escape is nice
A dorky paradise...
 
They might be a little twisted
Some minds have already sprained..
They might seem a little bit weird, but hey...
Nothing ventured, and nothing gained.
So I settled myself comfy...
And I grabbed the keyboard
I started talking about my CPU
The regulars said "Oh lord..."
 
"We might seem a little bit strange...
 We might be a little odd."
They said "We scare you sometimes,
 We're all a bit derranged."
And still those YTCCs call from far away
You'll wake up in the middle of the night
Just to sign online, and say...
 

You've signed online, and found the Chatroom named YT
Such a geeky place
This webspace...
They're living it up at the Chatroom named YT...
This an escape is nice
A dorky paradise...
 
BoB on the web page...
Newsletter via email...
And Becky said "Won't you stay a little longer?
 We got acronyms on the way."
I had homework that was piling up,
but I'd really like to stay...
 
So I clicked on the X's,
After I bid them farewell.
I had to find the passage back to the place called AOL.
"Relax," Said MikeV, "We are always here to stay.
 You might be thinking you've left us behind...
 But you'll be back someday!"

By....   Chris

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