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Top Ten signs the 5000.00 computer you got was a ripoff


10.
The power button works correspondedly with the CD 
      opener button; trying to open the CD plate is futile.
        
(briarrose) 
  9.  It's designed by the Amish of America. (Brian) 
  8. It won't connect to the internet, but it heats up your 
      dinner in under 30 seconds...  
(BobTheAvenger)   
  7. When your screensaver is the blue screen of death..
        
(JakeB)
  6. It came in a REALLY big box, but when you found it in
      all of the packing peanuts it was only a key chain! 
      
  (Chippie)
  5. It's missing the Power button and the Hard Drive is a Lynard
      Skynard CD so everytime you manage to start the computer..
      it starts playing "Sweet Home Alabama".
  (tasha)
  4. You see a pawn shop sticker on the back for $5.00.. 
      
  (Nick)
  3. Instead of a bitten apple, you see an apple core on your Imac.   
      
(
Chibi)
  2. When you get home, you realize you shouldn't have let the
      store clerk convince you that "Fisher Price" is a new computer
      brand..
        (Half Pint)
     #1 sign you're 5000.00 computer is a ripoff...
  1. There's a label on the back that says "Turn over and shake
      to delete files.".    
(MikeV)
 

 

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