Funny to side splitting chat clips from the

Overheard Archive 9

<shannon> my leg itches
<shannon> i am too lazy to go itch it
<me> you keep your leg in the other room or something? <g>
<shannon> no but its all the way down there ::points::
<shannon> ;)
<me> hmmmmmmm ok
<PDAGeek> lol

<ashley> who throws a shoe!? honestly? you fight like a woman
<Kirbobreon> heh
* Kirbobreon throws a shoe at cailee
<cailee> WHO THROWS A SHOE
<cailee> HONESTLY
<cailee> YOU FIGHT LIKE A WOMAN
<ashley> heh.. gbd fights like a woman.
* cailee throws a sock
* Kirbobreon throws a toe
<cailee> okay thats...quite disturbing.

<kimsey[working]> next, next, next, next, yawn, next, next
<kimsey[working]> Ok. on average i click 5 nexts per program.
<kimsey[working]> make that 6 .. 5 nexts plus a finish.
<kimsey[working]> and i've built 316 machines give or take a few that weren't entered into the database.
<kimsey[working]> So, installing one single program.. i have clicked next 1580 times.
<kimsey[working]> i just installed 14 programs, so if i installed the same programs on all the machines i've built (which i haevn't) i've clicked next 22120 times
<kimsey[working]> that's alot of nexts :(
<kimsey[working]> wow.. ok that's proof that i'm bored :X i just calculated how many nexts i've clicked approximately
<kimsey[working]> i also forgot all the nexts it takes to install windows!!

<scott> my ear is totally POPPING
<Robbie> is popcorn coming out?
<Robbie> <g.
<me> must be a delayed reaction from kims bubble wrap <g>
<Robbie> lol
<scott> kims popping my brain
<me> takes awhile for sound to travel that far yanno

* cailee curls up in a corner and dies
<invisible> aww
<invisible> don't die in the corner
* cailee revives, moves to the center of the room and dies
<invisible> that's better

<Jimformant> i think we might take philip tomorrow
<tina> good ole philip
<tina> i think it should have to L's
<Jimformant> i didnt name the car
<Jimformant> so, i go by the person who named it's spelling
<tina> lol
<tina> rename it
<tina> yourself
<Jimformant> I'd call the car Ghetto Martha Stewart
<Jimformant> if it were up to me
<Jimformant> an altima is what i envision martha stewart driving
<Jimformant> that, or a car made out of pushpins
<Jimformant> kids
<Jimformant> come on

<Jimformant> informant, a monkey says "ooh ooh aah aah", and if you don't forking remember it this time, I'm going to turn you into Windows 95!!!!!!!!
<informant> Jimformant: i'm not following you...
<w0rd> you stupid bot
<w0rd> informant, what does a monkey say is |<reply> "ooh ooh aah aah"
<informant> w0rd: wish i knew
<w0rd> listen you stupid bot
<w0rd> Im not ASKING
<w0rd> IM TELLING!