Funny to side splitting chat clips from the

Overheard Archive 6

<scott> Poor scott, nobody likes him. He was attacked 15 times.
<scott> For example, like this:
<scott> [01:10] * Cailee kicks the dog

<MikeV> !greeting Error 500 - Internal Server Error - You broke it, you're paying for it.

<Melissa> how do i know if my computer can burn cds? :P

<Shaun> Lissa, do you have a CD-R drive?
<Shaun> Or CD-RW
<Melissa> i dunno:o
<Shaun> Read what's on your tower..it normally says what it is :P

<Melissa> it says cd rom ;P

<MaterialGrl> unless your computer has a major short

<MaterialGrl> Then you can burn cds, silicon, fans, hard drives etc.

<YTCCRick> lmao!

<Melissa> "Do you just LOVE mystery meat? Does that off-pink, chunky substance make you feel giddy? Then SPAM is the ham for you! Made from 100% real... well, there's 10% chicken, 34% cat, 2% beaver, 21% kangaroo... you get the idea! SPAM is all natural, and a proven cause of early heart disease! and thats all I have yet

<me> Yanno looking a gatorades slogan
<me> and then drinking it
<Kirbobreon> what happened to the good ol capt. kirk days
<me> makes me feel like I'm gonna need an exorcist or something
<invisible> whats its slogan? :o
<me> Is it in you?
<AlteredState> LoL
<mikeb> lol
<me> COME OUT OF THERE NOW!
* me stomps

<Jim> on a cable connection, no less :o
<MikeV> cable?
<Jim> oh, it's not in your house?
<MikeV> try 3 gigabit connections to the 'net (Cogent, TW Telecom, and Verio), 2 OC3's (Verio and Savvis), and a DS3 (ELI?)

<scott> my 144k DSL is da phat bomb

<scott> my bandwidth is so phat, they had to give me my own internet

<scott> im running internet3 here

<Alex> how dare you breakdance on the ceiling! you are in flagrant violation of the Laws of Gravity :O the FBI will come after you now :D

<Jim> Unreal3.1.2 is nice
<MikeV> why ya say that? :)
<Jim> because it's fast
<MikeV> well, on a dedicated 1 GHz AMD with 512 megs of RAM, it better be fast.
<scott> oh yeah, well i have a flux capacitor 3.45.89 r7 hooked into my transmogrifier, so that i can cook toast in .000087 seconds
<MikeV> good for you :P