Funny to side splitting chat clips from the

Overheard Archive 5

* YTCCCPU is 2 quarters away from having $50 in quarters :O
* YTCCDitz throws mV two quarters
* YTCCCPU watches them hit the inside of his monitor...
<invisible> LOL!!
<YTCCCPU> d'oh!
<YTCCDitz> Aww.
* YTCCDitz wtahces them short the ocmputer out
<Robbie> ROFL ROFL
* YTCCCPU sets it back down and turns it back on, in hopes of it working.
* invisible turns the little knobs
* YTCCDitz looks at the sand in mV's comp
* YTCCDitz notes that it ruined the monitor
<Mall_addict> r u crazy or something?
<invisible> OF COURSE
* YTCCCPU turns the brightness and contrast knobs to cause things to appear on the screen
<invisible> LOLOL
* YTCCDitz uses the little knobs & writes "Out With Cows. Be Back Soon." on mV's monitor
<YTCCCPU> woo!
<YTCCCPU> it works!

<MikeV> Christmas has come already? Wow...
<MikeV> I thought there was still like 5 months to go.
* Christmas came early this year
* MikeV wonders how Santa likes 92 degree or hotter days...
<waninoko> Christmas in July :o haha :o
<waninoko> he.. wears a speedo :o
<MikeV> :O
<waninoko> and scares little children half to death :o
<Christmas> That's not a happy mental picture
<waninoko> not at all :oO
* MikeV thinks Christmas should go back to December...
<waninoko> As do I. :oO
<Christmas> :(
<waninoko> I want year 'round Halloween, though. :oDDDD
<MikeV> lol
*** Halloween (greatpumpk) has joined #ChatSHACK
<Christmas> lol
* Ben thinks everyone should give him money
* Halloween gives Ben candy
<waninoko> I think you should give me money :oO
* Ben sells candy on the street
<MikeV> lol
* MikeV gives Ben a nickel for the candy
<Ben> yo yo yo, i'm the hook up.
<Ben> I got twix, snickers, skittles, butterfinger
<Ben> I can hook you up man
<Christmas> If you think I'm going through a middle man...
<Christmas> you've got another thing coming
<MikeV> ROFL
<Ben> when you buy candy from anyone else, they come to me to get it
[18:35] <Ben> im the direct connection, man
<MikeV> why would he go to you? he could just go to Mars.
<Ben> But Mike, Mars is in outerspace.
* Ben laughs
<MikeV> I don't think Mars Candy is made in Outer Space.
<Ben> Why else would they call it Mars candy?

<Dana> I WANT TO STEAL SHEETS FROM HOTELS AND WEAR THEM IN PUBLIC

<Morpheus> this is also where we saw the guy in the motorized
wheelchair
<Morpheus> going downt the street
<YTCCBlake> I did not hear that story ;P
<Morpheus> in the left lane
<YTCCBlake> ROFL :X geez
<Morpheus> no.. it gets beter
<Morpheus> it's a 4 lane road
<Morpheus> so he's going in front of burger king

<Morpheus> moves over
<Morpheus> and gets in the TURN LANE
<Morpheus> continues on...there is this 2 way street
<Morpheus> so he turns and gets in the right lane on there
<YTCCBlake> his wheel chair goes like.. 10 mph?
<Morpheus> i was like.. wtheck
<Morpheus> YES
<YTCCBlake> ROFL
<YTCCBlake> that is HILARIOUS
<Morpheus> it was hillarious
<YTCCBlake> Yanno what would have been better?
<Morpheus> we were in like.. the rally trashy part :x
<Morpheus> what? :x
<YTCCBlake> if he went through the drive through ;P
<Morpheus> LOL!!!!
<Morpheus> i also made the joke
<Morpheus> maybe it's stolen
<YTCCBlake> LOL!!
<Morpheus> and he's running from the police :X
<YTCCBlake> it's the gettaway car
<YTCCBlake> that's funnnnnny :D
<MikeV> And the Police are using Power Wheels? :X
<Morpheus> LOL~

* Michael mails Virgillo to request a selling license
<MikeV> Matt, I think there's only one share left... Blake, Becky, Robbie, and I own all the rest of BargainBlake's stocks :)
[00:01] <invisible> NO! The Voices bought the last remaining share not too long ago.

* Siggi-Arnarsson buys all except 100 shares of S-Mart stock
Only 100 shares left! Buy yours now and make your cash before it's too late!

* Michael owns 200 MMart shares
<Siggi-Arnarsson> S-Mart just raised by 4 points! MMart lowered by 12! BargainBlake raised by 8!
<Michael> MMart stock up 5 points!
<Siggi-Arnarsson> S-Mart up 257.
<Siggi-Arnarsson> Leaving NASDAQ at a record 56156116.2!
<MikeV> Virgilio Foods up 12 points on news of BargainBlake's increase!
<Michael> MMart stock up 02349572345972345723490572390457034957397593845 points!
<Siggi-Arnarsson> S-Mart Stock Symbol (on NASDAQ): SMRT.
<Michael> Leaving the DOW at a record 48565468468194548468468461.6!
<Siggi-Arnarsson> It's almost like Smart, only better! ;p
<MikeV> Virgilio Foods stock symbol: FOOD
<Siggi-Arnarsson> All in favor of BargainBlake aquiring MMart!
<Siggi-Arnarsson> AYE!
* Michael refuses to sell his stock

<MikeV> has BargainBlake expressed an interest in acquiring MMart? :P
<Siggi-Arnarsson> No ;p
<Siggi-Arnarsson> Hands up who wants to eat him!
* Siggi-Arnarsson raises his hand
<MikeV> I would think it's up to BargainBlake to make that decision, and MMart to approve or decline it :P
<Siggi-Arnarsson> How about this: BargainBlake and S-Mart merge to form: BargainSmart! ;p
<invisible> BB Stores has no interesting in stooping as low as the quality SMart offers. <hmph>
<Siggi-Arnarsson> This is S-MART.
<invisible> The hyphen makes no difference to BB Stores.
<Siggi-Arnarsson> ESS HYPHEN EMM AYE AHR TEE!
<Siggi-Arnarsson> HYPHEN I TELL YOU!
<invisible> Begone with you. <presses button>
* Michael changes his store to BBMart
<Siggi-Arnarsson> Copyright violation! Copyright violation!

<Siggi-Arnarsson> <buzzers>

<Siggi-Arnarsson> <alarms>
* invisible sues for copyright infringement
*** Robbie is now known as Blakes_Lawyer
*** MikeV is now known as Judge
<Judge> GUILTY!
<Blakes_Lawyer> YES!
*** Michael is now known as Attorney
<invisible> WE WON WE WON!
<Siggi-Arnarsson> 5 million dollar fine plus 12 years in jail.
<Blakes_Lawyer> YEP!
* MikeV wonders how much of this will be in overheard :X
<Attorney> Take it to a higher court!
*** Blakes_Lawyer is now known as Appeals_Court_Judge
<Appeals_Court_Judge> GUILTY
*** Appeals_Court_Judge is now known as Supreme_Court
<Supreme_Court> We don't wanna hear it. ;x
*** Attorney is now known as Supreme_Court_Judge>

<Supreme_Court_Judge> Not guilty!
<Supreme_Court> Sorry Buddy, majority rules.
<Supreme_Court> GUILTY
*** MikeV is now known as Supreme_Court_Justice
<Supreme_Court_Justice> GUILTY
<Siggi-Arnarsson> Press Release! S-Mart has now created a food manufacturation plant, dubbed Foodstuffs A La S-Mart.
*** Supreme_Court is now known as Supreme_Court_Justice_2
<Siggi-Arnarsson> GUILTY!
<Supreme_Court_Justice_2> GUIILTY
<Siggi-Arnarsson> GUILTY!
[00:09] <Robbie> Superme COURT?
[00:10] <Robbie> WOAH look at that Becky
[00:10] *** MikeV is now known as Tom_Brokaw
<Siggi-Arnarsson> Instead of the actual punishment of MMart being shut down, it has been aquired by S-Mart.
<Robbie> They have a Super Me COURT!
[00:10] *** invisible is now known as Supreme_Court_ChiefJustice
[00:10] *** illusion is now known as me
[00:10] <Tom_Brokaw> MMart was found to be guilty of Trademark and copyright infringements after turning into a BargainBlake!Mart without the approval of BargainBlake!Mart stores.
[00:10] * Supreme_Court_ChiefJustice casts final vote of GUILTY
*** Supreme_Court_ChiefJustice is now known as invisible
<me> I RULE
<Pookie> Becky is super!!
<me> END OF STORY
* me giggles
<me> GUILTY
<me> NO MORE APPEALS

<Lexisgurl> MJT have u been drinking out of the toilet again?

<plecks> I tried reinstalling the CD rom drivers, but it asks me to insert a CD that contains them. Hehe.

<abby> my mommy got me wings :D

<Lacey> you can fly? :o

<abby> buffalo wings

<Lacey> So you're a buffalo that can fly?

<abby> are you trying to say i'm fat?

<Lacey> No. You're phat.