Funny to side splitting chat clips from the

Overheard Archive 18

<PDAGeek> ok enough scantidly clothed women for today
<PDAGeek> hehe
<Dave> I don't believe you :o
<MikeB`laptop> aw lee
<Dave> Should we break out the pictures of fully clothed eskimo women? :p
<Dave> Didn't think so.

*** me has quit IRC (I haven't lost my mind..... it's backed up on a disk somewhere)

<YTCCData> Blake and I entertain people with our informative knowledge and
<kenneth> you guys do that, even when you're not hosting ;)
<YTCCBlake> DID YOU KNOW... Uhh I dunno what.
<YTCCData> We are available for Birthday parties, but if we come we expect to get presents and will assume the party is being thrown for us.

<Libbs-party> i want chicken i want liver meow mix meow mix please deliver
<kenneth> try ebay libbs ;)
<Libbs-party> .... for what?
<Libbs-party> meow mix?
<Libbs-party> you can buy it at the grocery store...
* kenneth points to his sarcasm
<kenneth> >:D
* Libbs-party preforms a sarcasmectomy on kenneth

<Alex> hah, I misread that entirely.. on this page for a RAM site, I read the front as saying "When I called, I got a LYING PERSON right from the start who was knowledgable! How rare these days. I will definitely call again"
<Alex> however, more closely reading it was "LIVING PERSON"

<invisible> :LKSL:SJSHJSH:LS!
<invisible> STUPID RUG
<MikeV> WHY IS IT STUPID? WHAT DID IT EVER DO TO YOU TO DESERVE BEING CALLED STUPID?
<invisible> well.
<invisible> it made me nearly fall into the bathtub.
<MikeV> Oh.
<Justin[zzz]> wait
<invisible> THAT WOULDA HURT :/ I SLID.
<MikeV> so your bathroom is carpeted?
<invisible> NO!
<invisible> there is a small rug on the floor infront of the sink.
<invisible> I walked into bathroom.
<invisible> stepped on rug.
<invisible> rug went SLIDING
<invisible> I said "WHEEEEE.... ow."
<MikeV> well, you should BE MORE CAREFUL next time. :P
<invisible> NO MIKE
<invisible> THAT RUG HAD NO BUSINESS MOVING
<invisible> ITS JOB IS TO BE ON THE FLOOR AND BE RUGGY
<invisible> NOT TO MOVE.
<invisible> THAT'S MY JOB NOT ITS!
<MikeV> WHO ARE YOU TO SAY IT HAD NO BUSINESS MOVING!
<invisible> IT IS NOT A MAGIC CARPET.
<MikeV> HOW DO YOU KNOW IT WASN'T A MAGIC CARPET IN ANOTHER LIFE?
<MikeV> MAYBE IT IS RELIVING A PAST EXPERIENCE
<invisible> oh. well.
<MikeV> OR FULFILLING A DREAM.
<invisible> that's true.
<invisible> BUT YANNO WHAT
<invisible> CARPETS DON'T DREAM.
<invisible> I'M AFRAID THEY DON'T.
<MikeV> HOW DO YOU KNOW THEY DON'T?
<invisible> THEY'RE NOT SENTIENT.
<invisible> DO YOU TALK TO CARPET MIKE? DO YOU? TELL ME.
<MikeV> no. so?
<invisible> BECAUSE IF YOU DO MAYBE YOU'RE A LITTLE CUCKOO. MAYBE A LITTLE MORE CUCKOO THAN I THOUGHT!
<MikeV> what does me talking to carpet have to do with a carpet's ability to dream? :P
<invisible> BECAUSE I WANT TO KNOW WHY YOU THINK THEY DO HUHHHH
<invisible> They shouldn't HURT PEOPLE!
<invisible> what about the carpet oath!
<MikeV> what carpet oath?
<MikeV> THERE AIN'T NO CARPET OATH!
<invisible> A CARPET MUST SWEAR TO WHEN THEY GET THEIR BIG CARPET LICENSE?
<invisible> THERE IS SO!
<invisible> WHEN A LITTLE BABY CARPET GROWS UP AND GOES OUT INTO THE WORLD
<MikeV> I WANT TO READ THIS CARPET OATH!
<invisible> IT HAS TO PROMISE TO DO NO HARM!
<invisible> ONLY GOOOOOOD!
<invisible> I, a carpet, do hereby swear to do no harm, only good.
<invisible> THERE HAPPY NOW?
<invisible> AT THE OFFICIAL CARPET CONTROL CENTER IN CARPET TOWN, CARPET.
<MikeV> I DON'T THINK THERE IS SUCH A THING AS THE CARPET OATH. I THINK YOU ARE MAKING IT UP.
<MikeV> I NEED TO READ IT WITH MY OWN EYES.
<invisible> I THINK YOU'RE MAKING IT UP THAT I'M MAKING IT UP.
<invisible> WHY WOULD I MAKE UP SOMETHING SO OBVIOUS?
<invisible> GO READ THE CARPET!
<MikeV> "Users must be aware that on smooth surfaces, carpet may slide out from underneath an individual walking on it, due to the nature of carpet on smooth floor."
<invisible> NO ONE TOLD ME.
<MikeV> READ THE CARPET NEXT TIME.
<invisible> THE CARPET DIDN'T WARN ME!
<invisible> WHAT ABOUT THE OATH!
<invisible> OHHH THAT CARPET'S GONNA GET IT.
<MikeV> I AM STILL NOT CONVINCED THERE IS AN OATH!
<invisible> I'MA GO STOMP ON IT.
<MikeV> I NEED TO READ THE OATH WITH MY OWN EYES.
<invisible> WELLLLLLLLLLLLLLL TOUGH
<MikeV> and the carpet did warn you! you just didn't read it!
<invisible> PISH POSH