Funny to side splitting chat clips from the

Overheard Archive 17

<ge0metrix> COWS GO QUACK
<Cam> they do if they swallowed a duck!

<Justin> is there any way to make a computer run quieter? ;x
<Kirbobreon> yep justin
<Kirbobreon> turn it off ;P
<Justin> lol.
<Kirbobreon> cant get any quieter than that
<Cam> he said RUN :P
<Justin> YES
<Justin> :P
<Kirbobreon> ok, turn it off, hold it, and go jogging
<Justin> psh ;p

<DariaM>neato.
<DariaM>yikes! the 50's just called...they want their lingo back....

<Libbs-foldinglaundry> hmmm ::sticks kenneth to the ceiling:: <valign="top">

<Libbs> yesterday i was doing a crossword puzzle with my mom
<Libbs> and the clue was "dwarf" and my mom turned to me and said...
<Libbs> "YOU should be able to get this one"
<Libbs> .... the answer was Midget
<Libbs> :(
<ge0> midget!
<ge0> ;)
<Lacey> aww. :[

<A_Reality_Check> females get nasty
<Leslie> we do?
<A_Reality_Check> Note to self: never get a female angry

* SUPERPUNK looks around
* Leslie perches on the chimney
<Leslie> "Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most." <giggles>
<SUPERPUNK> A true friend is someone who reaches for your hand and touches your heart.
<Leslie> could be a bit twisted if you put the right minds to work
<Leslie> like mine
<Leslie> reaches for your hand and touches your heart.. owww... I'd say that's not much of a friend
<Leslie> what are they gonna do with your heart once they've touched it? rip it out? eat it for dinner?
<kenneth> give it to the birds
<kenneth> feed it to their pet alligator?
* SUPERPUNK looks at the crazy people around him
<kenneth> keep it as a souvenier
* kenneth grabs leslie's heart and puts it in a jar