Funny to side splitting chat clips from the

Overheard Archive 13

<Rick> WHAT ARE THOSE VOICES IN MY HEAD
<Rick> HELP!!!!
<me> OH SORRY I can't KEEP MINE WHERE THEY BELONG

<Alex> I saw that as that you flirt with AOL CDs
<Alex> and I was confused.
<Justin> hahaa alex :P
<Alex> "hey there.. so, what's new with that seven dot oh? <wink>"
<Kirbobreon> lol alex :x
* Kirbobreon runs off with his beloved aol cd
* Kirbobreon goes frolicing in the open fields with the cd :P
<Justin> rofl
* Justin takes his AOL cd to a romantic restaurant with candlelit tables.
* Justin asks the big question.
<Kirbobreon> "how do i install you?"
<Kirbobreon> ?
<Justin> rofl :XXX

* Justin breathes in.
* Justin breathes out.
<me> why is justin breathing?
<me> I mean
<me> um
<invisible> LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Justin> ....
<Justin> :P
<me> wait that didn't sound right
* invisible dies laughing
<Justin> SORRY BECKY I'LL STOP :P
<me> NO it's quite alright
<invisible> hahaha

<Leslie> I must go, too... I've got <gasp> a date tonight!
<YTCCFlower> a WHAT?!
<Leslie> A DATE!
<Alex> I have lots of dates
<Alex> but they're dried fruit.

<invisible> GEEZ louise!
<invisible> man oh man :P
<Alex> THAT'S A DISCRIMINATORY STATEMENT
<Alex> it should be
<Alex> person oh person!
<Alex> to equally gripe at all humans
<invisible> Man oh man, woman oh woman, man oh woman, woman oh man.
<invisible> THERE
<invisible> HAPPY?
<Alex> you forgot boys and girls
<invisible> NO.
<Alex> and what about people who wish to not associate with a traditional gender role? WHAT ABOUT THE PEOPLE WHO OBSERVE THE MARTIAN CUSTOM OF ZORK AND ZORT?
<invisible> Leave zork and zort out of this, ALEX. WE ARE NOT ON MARS.
<Alex> We could be
<Alex> and not know it

*** invisible-nappy is now known as invisible[ER]
<Kirbobreon> how so rob?
<k[ER]> YAY BLANKIE
<PDAGeek> an invisible er!:o
<Kirbobreon> lol
<invisible[ER]> :D
<Kirbobreon> "which way to the ER?" "over there..erhm..it was a minute ago..."
<Libbs> invisible er? how do you find it?
<invisible[ER]> Welll I dunno :/
<PDAGeek> hehe

* invisible thwaps lee upside the head with a potato
<PDAGeeker> ow :(
<PDAGeeker> HEY
<invisible> potato head!